Eps 1786: The day I farted at taco bell
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In this 10-minute podcast, the speaker shares a humorous and embarrassing story about a time when they farted loudly while eating at Taco Bell with their friends. The speaker's embarrassment was compounded by the fact that the restaurant was busy and packed with people, and they were unsure if anyone had noticed the incident. The story highlights the universal fear of embarrassment and brings a sense of levity to an otherwise uncomfortable experience.
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Host
Kyle Watts
Podcast Content
When I got there, I could smell the delicious aroma of tacos and burritos. I placed my order and grabbed a seat to wait for my food. I was feeling pretty good about myself, excited to try the new menu item. But then something unexpected happened.
As I was waiting for my food, I started feeling a little gassy. I had eaten some beans earlier in the day, so I knew that this was a possibility. I tried to hold it in, but it was becoming increasingly difficult. And then, it happened. I let out a loud fart. It was so loud that everyone in the restaurant turned to look at me.
I was mortified. I couldn't believe that I had just farted in public. I tried to play it off like it didn't happen, but I knew that everyone knew. And to top it off, my food arrived just as I had let out the fart. So now, I had to eat my food while everyone around me knew that I was the guy who farted in Taco Bell.
As I sat there, eating my food in shame, I couldn't help but think about how embarrassing the whole situation was. I couldn't even enjoy my food because I was so embarrassed. And every time someone walked by my table, I could feel my face turning red.
After what felt like an eternity, I finally finished my food and got up to leave. As I walked out of the restaurant, I could feel everyone's eyes on me. I couldn't wait to get out of there and go home, where I could hide in shame.
But as embarrassing as the whole situation was, I learned a valuable lesson. Sometimes, things don't go as planned. And when they don't, it's important to remember that we're only human. We all make mistakes, and sometimes those mistakes are embarrassing. But at the end of the day, it's how we handle those mistakes that defines us.
So, the day that I farted at Taco Bell will forever be etched in my memory as one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. But it's also a reminder that we all have embarrassing moments, and that's okay. It's all part of being human.