Eps 1691: Gargantuan ass
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Perry Bowman
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In an effort to keep the fight fair, a fundraiser was started on GoFundMe in order to pay for legal fees associated with the fight. In 2018, The Giant Ass Beer Company, based out of Louisiana and owned by Rutz Giant, was hit with a full on legal case due to its brew of beer giant. It had been around for many years and was well known throughout multiple Bourbon Street bars in New Orleans. The particular argument involved whether or not the name "Giant Ass" belonged under trademark protection or not. Many people came out supporting Rutz and his business that he had built from scratch when he was just an age old man.
The ‘Gargantuan Ass’ fundraiser was set up to donate giant cinnamon rolls to the Oregon food bank. Although there were a few donations, they didn’t hit their goal and the food bank still needed help. To join Portlands Whitney Rutz in footing the bill for local healthcare workers and first responders, Mariam Fam donated ingredients to make gargantuan cinnamon rolls. All of the money raised went directly towards healthcare workers and first responders who are on the frontlines of this pandemic. Even if it was just a single penny, every penny counts in order to help out our heroes.
It's through the creation of a personal fundraising page and an effective social media post that Oregon Food Family Made Portland was able to garner money for food bank and auctioning off a roll of toilet paper. The response from portlands was overwhelming, resulting in the first glorious bake. Portlands Whitney took it one step further by creating a bank roll to help out health care workers in need. Although not much money was hit, every bit helps when it comes to health in this unprecedented age. With friends and family sharing the post on their media, Oregon Food Family Made Portland managed to garner enough money for a health care worker in need.
With a goal of 12 gigantic cookies, my cookies were done in an hour and a half. I tested the cookies using a recipe that included toasted milk powder, cookie dough, and milk powder. The funniest part was that I was mainly testing just one thing with these cookies- if it would taste good or not. The entire time, I was wondering if my experiment will be successful or not and luckily, it did turn out to be successful!
For a gargantuan ass, all I did was take 48 regular cookies and slice them crosswise to make 12 gigantic ones. I mixed some butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla baking soda in a bowl and whipped it together with some milk powder. Then, I lined a sheet tray with the cookie slices and poured my mixture on top of them. If you want huge pieces of the gargantuan ass that are big enough for your sandwich experience then you can scoop out some of the mixture in small round pieces or create some shreds for it.
With the adjustable individual mirror segments, you can move and adjust them to get the telescope alignment that you need. The unfolds mirror allows you to analyze images that are sent from the space telescope. You can also move individual segments of the mirror in order to get higher resolution images. The real time control comes in handy when it comes to webb space exploration as well. You can use motors to move the mirrors and analyze teams of images for billionths of a second snap sequences. It takes six seconds for a full sequence which is pretty impressive if you ask me.
The James Webb Space Telescope, the successor to the Hubble Space Telescope, is a gargantuan ass telescope mirror with a diameter of 6.5 meters and made up of 18 separate segments. The telescope is designed to answer very questions about our universe and will be able to collect much more light than ever before because of its very large mirror. It will be the largest space telescope ever sent into orbit and when it takes its first light in 2021, it will be a truly amazing sight.
The Gargantuan Ass, as it has been affectionately nicknamed, will be able to retract its eye and telescope out to the farthest most distant reaches of the universe. It will also be able to detonate a bomb which can take out an attacking eye before it gets too close. Astronomers have been working on the project for over 20 years and are now within three seconds of launching it into space.
The Gargantuan Ass is a giant arena filled with giant crystals that will be used as energy sources. When the Gargantuan Ass slams its fists into the ground, two charged fists of energy shoot out and fall giant crystals from the ceiling. The Gargantuan Ass can also perform other attacks by raising its fists above its head and following up with a double slam fist. It can do this multiple times without interruption, keeping the crystals in a random pattern around the center of the arena.
When the gargantuan ass came to attack, the player had to fight it with his fists. With each punch, the giant's health depletes and a kill count increases as well. After several rounds of punches, the gargantuan ass was defeated and the player's fists were returned to full health. However, if the player falls in battle, their fists become depleted and they lose the game. As a sign of defeat, its eyes glowed brightly as it fell to its knees and its skull sunk into the ground with a single eye still looking at one side of way.
Gargantuan Ass was a giantkiller in Rotg that could take massive damage and deal critical blows. The King gave instructions to use a gun to defeat the creature, but it had unique dialogue when defeated with one hand for the first time. The King then instructed to use both hands and Gargantuan Ass was defeated for good. It was an exciting moment for everyone involved as they celebrated their victory, but it was also bittersweet as they knew that Gargantuan Ass was gone forever.